Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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