Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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