I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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