Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
