I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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