i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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