Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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