Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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