is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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