i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i drank out of a bidet.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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