We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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