he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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go home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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