Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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