so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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