I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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