No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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