I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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