I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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