She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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