So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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