Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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