Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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