I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I party with great urgency now.
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