I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Randomize
