i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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