Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Can Purell be used as lube?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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