dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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