White coat. Heels.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So squirting runs in the family.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
