I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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