Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
someone owes me an orgasm
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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