My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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