But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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