All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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