It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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