What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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