i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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