your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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