North Korea, Best Korea!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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