38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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