I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i barfeds in our rink
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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