What a fucking waste of an outfit
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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