she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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