now i know why i became what i already was.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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