I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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