All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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