Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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