Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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