i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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