You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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