I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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